Dems can throw sleezy political lies for fun and profit, too!

Okay, here's one to counter the Swift Boat Veterans. Maybe SNL or the Capitol Steps might be interested.

Wealthy Saudi student Osama bin Laden visits Yale for a month-long International Economics seminar. Dubbya's family, dear old friends of the bin Ladens, arrange for him to stay in one of the many guest rooms in Dubbya's fraternity house. The two wealthy lads soon become drinking buddies, and then close friends. Very, very close. A few eyewitnesses to intimate acts between the two begin to talk. Foolish. Very, very foolish, considering at least one of several bro's, "returned vets" in their mid-20s, is never more than a hurl away from Junior. Rumors spread, and are quickly squashed. One house resident falls victim to a mysterious illness, another from his 4th floor window. Not surprisingly, nobody talks after that.

Until now...