Martha Stewart to redecorate Danbury

It's rumored that Martha Stewart has already been ordering material for new curtains and specifying the color scheme in her future suite at the Federal Correctional Institution at Danbury, CT.

One wonders, why send her to the already tastefully appointed Danbury? Why not somewhere that's dark and dreary and could really benefit from her decorator's touch? Her conviction may have tainted her reputation, but certainly not her ability as a creative designer. Imagine the wonders she could work on a more challenging canvas!

But alas, so few women are sent to Federal prison, that Danbury is the only one available. Maybe they could loan her out to more needy State penal institutions, such as Sing Sing in New York and New Jersey's Rahway.

Then, her production company could launch a TV series called "This Old Cell."